Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
(I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired)
Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
(I’ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody)
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
(My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard)